I committed my first murder the night my sister was born. They were going to name her Emily. I found a rabbit in the backyard and I pulled the ears off and waited for her to die. Afterwards they named my sister Charlotte instead and I knew it was because of me […]

When my period came again, a day ahead of schedule, I carved myself a baby out of cheese. I only had enough for the head at first, so I had to go out and get two more blocks and melt the whole thing together with a candle. You probably want to know what kind […]

The night was so silent, to speak felt like tossing a stone down a deep well.
“How’s your wife?” I asked, and then winced at the echoes.
“Tired,” said Edson. “Teddy’s not a good sleeper. You know how it is.”
“They start going the whole night when they’re eleven months or so,” I told him. “At least, Skipper […]