Dissatisfied with the direction our country is taking, Rachael Ray puts her skillet to political use.

Next week, she will grind up Lynne Cheney into some tasty mini-burgers.

Santa knows if you’ve been bad or good, but does he know if you harbor evil in your heart? Can he tell whether you purchased that lovely necklace to delight your wife or to throttle her? Of course not! For who but you can know what evil lurks, as yet un-perpetrated, in your soul? MSNBC […]

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