I thought you might need some tips
I know many of you work at white-collar jobs, and some of you may get the opportunity to fudge the accounts from time to time. But you are probably unsure how to do this effectively. You need some sort of instruction, some sort of “guide.” Look no further:
Yes, I know this is just a picturre, and not an actual link. I don’t really want you to embezzle. I just thought it was funny.
In an unrelated note, if you are a comment spammer, I do not want what you are selling. Much of it is so deeply reprehensible that I cannot even allude to its nature here. I am upset that you think I am the kind of person who wants to buy your wares. Sell your sister somewhere else.