Madeleine Albright’s sister got my package
Last night’s Colbert Report, with its celebration of the first-ever spam message, inspired me to take a look into my spam folder once again. I found this note from my buddy Vivian Albright:
thank you for smurf pills
You’re welcome, Vivian. It took me a while to find them, but it will be worth it. In no time at all, you will turn blue and become the only woman surrounded by dozens of men.