When I saw this image of Lindsey Lohan, my heart filled up with love.

Love is not usually the emotion I feel when I look at Lindsey Lohan (more like embarrassment), so I knew something had to be wrong. Then I realized that, despite all that tabloid stuff about her mom Dinah, Lindsey Lohan’s real mom is . . .

. . . Gillian Anderson.

This explains everything. Clearly after the aliens impregnated Scully, they harvested the fetus from her womb, deposited it with the Lohan family, and conducted a series of experiments designed to promote adolescent sluttiness. This also proves that Mulder and Scully are real, are in love, and are frozen in time at the moment of their first kiss at the end of season six, waiting to take LiLo in and give her a loving family. She is such a lucky girl.

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