Friendly suggestions from Oracle

A helpful e-mail from Oracle, with translations for your reading pleasure:

Please be advised that some users are still receiving the error message
“Exception:java.lang.NullPointerException” while trying to verify a transaction, after pressing either Save or Verify.

The Internet is broken, probably because of something you did.

If you have experienced this bug in a repeatable, predictable manner, please let us know. This will help us to expedite a resolution.

We have no idea how to fix it.

As a temporary workaround, try the following:
[…] Closing out and reopening Oracle is sometimes required. If that doesn’t work, try closing and reopening your browser. In rare cases, a complete restart of your computer may be needed.

We asked the Word paperclip what to do, and this is what he told us.

If the restart does not work, kill yourself. Then get reborn and try again.

I made that last part up.

2 Responses to “Friendly suggestions from Oracle”

  1. Marisa Says:

    I received an email two days ago. I have copied the text from the email, verbatim, and posted below for your decryption.

    qansh3lo@access1.net to me Dec 7
    Content-Type: text/plain;
    Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7Bit

    tears

    Can you decode this for me, Annalog?

  2. Anna Says:

    I think Barry Manilow has the answer for you. “Pain is calling” you, Marisa. Go in the direction of the pain. 58q367384jfioeafie.

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