How to be a shitty bride

So I Googled “mayonnaise” and hit “I’m Feeling Lucky” — because mayonnaise is my lucky sandwich spread — and here’s what I came up with: Russian Appetizer Recipes for Russian brides in the US.

The site provides Russian brides with bad ideas like mixing eggs, cheese, mayonnaise, and unspecified “greens.” This is called “Russian Salad.” It is also a cheap and effective bait for bear traps.

One Response to “How to be a shitty bride”

  1. The Annalog » Blog Archive » more news on Russian mail-order brides Says:

    […] For those of you who spend all day Googling “Russian brides,” (or “caught having sex,” “sex with my sister,” or “16 having sex” — all search terms that apparently led you to The Annalog), here’s a little tidbit. It’s culled from a matchmaking site called Chance for Love. The Russian woman’s attitude about herself is feminine. She expects to be treated as a lady, she is the weaker gender and knows it. The Russian woman has not been exposed to the world of rampant feminism that asserts its rights in America. […]

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