This is a super-secret message
. . . to all my hella trendy, tastemaking, and well-connected friends:
irl pwn pron imho parishilton wtfbrb TAKE DOWN FORBES diddlysquat w00t.
If you are not one of my rad friends, and are just a nice company trying to do good by the world, then you are in hella trouble right now because the evil ultramodern robot blog force is on your ass. pwnt!
lol, this was all a joke. A fun and lighthearted way to draw your attention to Forbes.com’s bizarre article on the purported dangers of bloggers. It reads like self-parody, and I’m not entirely sure it’s even real. But here’s a measured response by someone more knowledgeable than I.