Human failings
We all have our off days.
Sometimes we use our computer thesaurus to generate nonsense, then publish it in the newspaper:
And former GOP Sen. Dan Coats, whom the White House assigned to assist her win confirmation, said outside groups and pundits and “perhaps even some senators” had rushed to judgment.
Sometimes we snort coke, then leave rehab only to display our left nipple so prominently that our image is sure to be spread all over the Internet, right next to the one of us snorting coke in the first place.
And sometimes we just have to MASTURBATE FURIOUSLY IN COURT.
Come on, you’ve done it too.