At 9:00 P.M., 24 October, the year of Our Lord 2005, Dooley giblet wrote:

NEW HEALTHCARE MARKETING PRODUCT!!!

Mr. giblet declined to specify what this product was. However, he indicated that he could also offer us the United States Healthcare E-mail DATABASE. Because, you know, in our country we have nationalized healthcare.

In Mr. giblet’s country, they disdain the primitive use of capitalized surnames. Also, they prefer such euphonious email monikers as JUXPWGPOKHMYP. In Mr. giblet’s culture, this means “Person of Great Trustworthiness.” Also, “Turkey.”

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