It has come to my attention that Beck may be a Scientologist. His new wife, who is not of divine birth and therefore unworthy of him, is a Scientologist. As Scientologists are supposed to minimize their association with non-Scientologists, this evidence is pretty damning. Other sources support the Beck-Scientology hypothesis as well, but I admit that in the dimming light of the coming Apocalypse, it’s difficult to judge truth or falsehood. Perhaps this is no more than a trick of the Dark Lord,whose playthings are we all.

Watch this space for future Signs, such as pestilence, and the removal of the saved from the earth.

But there is still good in the world. How about a puppy?

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